Wednesday, 26 September 2012

BRACE....BRACE....BEEF!




The farming industry is going through unprecedented times. On a national scale it feels like one issue after another. As soon as you can get a grip on one another barges in on top of you.

Earlier this summer we had the massive kick in the teeth that was the milk price saga. Then we saw a rise in rural crime rates, with some farmers suffering so much and having so little faith in out police forces, they didn’t even bother to report crime after it had happened.

Following that we have had just about the most miserable harvest on record and finally we have had to endure the raw emotion surrounding the tragic death of rugby star Nevin Spence, along with his brother and father who succumbed to overexposure of slurry gasses. The NFU is working its socks off in with advice and guidance on the issue but you cant help but feel this industry is at present a little over whelmed.

Meanwhile, retailers are keeping very tight lipped on weather they will boycott milk from diary farms involved in the pilot badger cull. Passionate farmers and nervous retailers don’t mix well at the best of times let alone when incorporating a massive political hot potato like this one. And rest assured, the skin of such a carbohydrate overload will be just as thick as our little black and white friends.

That combined with all the shenanigans that have happened on this farm over the summer make for crazy times. I haven’t really gone to town on the wider issues as the Ag. industry print media generally does a good job on that front. But I can’t keep a lid on it for much longer so in the pipeline there will be a dedicated blog on badger cull to come.

So to ease the tensions somewhat and thanks to some great guidance I organised Farm Steak Fest! This will a great event to incorporate the community into our farm, raise some cash, have a laugh with friends and promote just what we are good at. As we will be putting on free Chinese crispy beef classes.  (I will give you a great crispy beef recipe at the end of the blog to get you started).

But first………

You have maybe heard me refer to him as Fat Fuck Farmer, maybe that Fat Bastard Farmer, but never as Matt – the owner of my farm. Today I want to introduce you to him. We are going to do a Q & A about how he feels things in farming are going, what he felt about the harvest and what he wants to get from steak fest!

Hey Matt, what are your views on the farming at the moment? 

Jock. I can’t believe we are doing this. You are such a retard. I think its exciting times. Where others see adversity I see opportunity. However, I am nicely in the driving seat as we run a massive farm with many ventures – and characters. If I was in charge of a smaller outfit I would be worried…

For now?

No for the future. Its costing a lot more to manage livestock production and if you are in cereals its costing a lot more to buy kit. However on the flip side the world population is growing at a tremendous rate of knots and we have some of the best growing land on the planet.

We farm a lot of it too, so I am optimistic that things will balance out. A lot of people round here can be quite negative and approach things in the wrong way.  I like to challenge preconceptions and educate people in the process.

I like you have very black and white views on rural crime – and I know that’s your bag.- with things like health and safety, I am more about being pro-active, educating people on the dangers as a collective, coming together to discuss issues – than I am about moaning over red tape.

How did harvest go?

Shit. – next

Come on now….

It started late, it finished late, yields were far from great.. Any more chat about this and I will become extensively irate.

Just to let everyone know – Matt is quite the poet – he has an English literature degree!

I didn’t over spend on contracting costs. I could of easily got another combine in, but I would have needed operatives too. Drying is costing enough and I bought the Class Lexion 770 for a reason and that reason was its output. It did ok, but I may need and definitely want to go bigger…although don’t we all I guess!

Erm, no….

We had the new Lexion 780 for half a day’s demo in damp crop conditions and it was immense. So we shall see. Farming is not an individual effort and I am very proud of the team we have. TGK and Cut n Paste Wayne have done exceptionally well in being responsive to the weather conditions and maximising their driving abilities. – As have the rest.

Why have you sold out to Princess Cara?

She is about getting everyone fit and into shape. As I have said I look to go forward together and she has let us come together as a community and work out! Its not costing us anything and come Halloween – with a properly organised event – it will be great. So chill the fuck out.

Hmm ok then.

Farm Steak Fest > talk to me:

You are such a dick. And I can say that to you because you are one of my longest serving employees, but for heavens sake talk about doing things on a whim! You are lucky that we could get the stock in time. However, I think you have injected a diverse array of meaty treats into this festival. I love a wondrous variety and I had started to think – what more can you do with steak other than kill it, cook it and eat it? But you have added some great creativity into it. Jerry will be amazing on the jury as he is a masterful orator, Handsome James will deliver on high quality product and The John Deere Dealer will be making cakes again… bonus!

…Fat cunt.

I think it will run well and do the farm a good turn. And any more abuse from you and you will be straight out to pasture with the horses. Fun times for you. Not.

…I’ll knock you out

Right that’s it your getting a tartan head collar

Ok – thanks for the banter Matt, - he’s a top bloke and a great boss. There are not many of his type about and I genuinely like to see a farm being run his way.

So as we can see – if you are not careful in this great sector, you can easily get bogged down in all the issues. It’s the same with teachers, council workers, market traders and chimney sweeps. That’s why I brighten up your week with the more social side of what goes on.

Any way down to business. Chinese crispy beef is the name of the game and the game is well and truly in play!




 This approach is juxtaposed to last week’s steak session as we are focussing on some fast cook wonderment to get you fed quickly after a hard days work!

If last week was long hall then this week is a fly by! Take note my friends…

This is for 2 people and will take you ten minutes to prepare and 7 minutes to cook

Ingredients: 

     2 eggs, beaten

  1/2 tsp salt
  1 1/2 tbsp cornflour

  150g beef (frying steak), thinly sliced strips (0.5-1cm)                                                        
  Vegetable oil, for deep frying 
  1 spring onion, shredded
     1/2 garlic clove, chopped                             
  1 red chilli, shredded                           
  10g sugar
      2 tbsp white rice vinegar
      2 tbsp sweet chilli sauce
   Splash of light soy sauce


Method:

1.   Combine the eggs, salt and corn flour then coat the beef strips.
2.   Heat oil to 180c then deep-fry the beef strips, taking care to add them to the wok one by one. Don't stir for approx. 10 seconds, then stir to ensure the pieces don't stick together. Cook for approximately 6-7 minutes until brown and crispy. Remove them and drain.
3.   Using some of the oil from your frying, stir fry the spring onion, garlic,chilli and carrot. Add the sugar, White Rice Vinegar, Sweet Chilli Dipping Sauce and Light Soy Sauce and mix together. Finally, add the beef and toss together.

In order to bring you such magical menu’s we have worked hard through sour times. Throughout history we have excelled when times got tough. We work faster, slicker and do more to keep the food coming to the plate in this climate of cost. And we endure the negativity as we have a social and spiritual connection to the land. Next weekend is Farm Steak Fest. You are welcome to join me in celebrating all that’s good in farming! 

Live updates on Twitter – www.twitter.com/jockthebull and a full write up in my next blog!





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