Horses are cunts. I have never really
explored with you on an in-depth basis why I have this notion of disgust for
what are in essence, quite beautiful creatures. Sure when we went to get
Princess Cara from the Purbecks last August there was a cheeky horse cunt there,
trying to give it all the wit. Alas, although he looked cool, he was a cunt
too.
If you ask me, they deserve to be queued
up at the abattoir and it is legal
here in the UK to slaughter them. But our food chain does not deserve to be
watered down with such tripe.
It’s a hard equation to balance. My
purpose is to ensure people get protein in the tastiest possible way. We all
need protein, from the strong workers of the land, to the gays that work in
offices.
Beef is a great source of protein. We have
won wars on the stuff, Sundays are all about beef and who doesn’t love a good
Sunday?! But above all, we need to keep healthy Jock Lovers!
However, the need to sell the stuff cheap
enough to line the shopping trollies of those that are less fortunate is ever
so apparent too.
It’s the likes of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Jamie
Oliver that annoy me. When
jumped up millionaire chefs step up and bleat on about upping the quality of
life for the food humans eat, it makes my blood boil. This in turn makes meat a
damn site more expensive and as a consequence good product then falls out of
the reach of the less well off. Next thing you know, supermarkets and food
retailers follow their philosophy and the gap between good and bad quality
becomes wider in terms of cost.
I know I’m niche. I represent the finer
things in life. But my thoughts are for the family with three kids who are not
quite tall enough, get tired at night, don’t concentrate that well at school
and generally lack energy and strength. Children need to grow up big and strong by packing in the beef! I may be still a bit pink but I’m as
red as they come, and yes that has
got something to do with my Scottish heritage.
Protein from good meat is expensive. And
if your on minimum wage with loads of kids, your gonna do a bit of Smart Price,
it makes sense! But you shouldn't have to be eating horse cunt.
Fearnley-whittingstall - Harps on
If you ask me those that ‘have’ need to
take a hit in order to stop this from happening. People are looking for profit
down to the last dust spec. They need to get a life and start helping others.
Matt The farmer has a trendy ’62 plate Navara – Ha!
I’m a poet as well as a bad ass! Get the fuck in. he still moans about the
farming industry and all the shite that goes along with it. I’ll put him in a
Manchester high rise for a week, see what happens, see if his still moaning
about the price of fertilizer and gyspy cunts then!
Navara - Popular
He’s just bought TGK a brand new John
Deere 7280R and the fucking nonce dealer he got it from has a brand new Aston
Martin! Plenty of money about in this industry, we need to spread some of the love! Any way, big up John Deere; whom the Agricultural Engineers Association
recently announced have a 32.7 percent market share, for new tractors registered
in 2011. A rise of 2.1% on the previous year, thus retaining their market
leading position by 882 units. Good work boys!!
I digress… Some businesses are booming! If
they found some Massey Ferguson in their prime cuts of tractor though, there would be
fucking trouble I’m telling ya!!
7280R - Beast
It's bad times. People are starving and my
shits expensive. I feel bad. I wanna give something back! We have got three
horse cunts on the farm. All owned by Matt’s wife. They give it large portions
and back chat like no tomorrow. I might learn some diplomacy, ask them to team
up, help the community out a bit……
Horses - Cunts
Next week! The fall out form TGK’s birthday….. I literally had to buy an F14 off an Iranian!
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