It's may time Jock Strapper’s and fuck me do I love this
time of year. Grass smells good, bitches in the field smell good, silage
gathering is in full swing - also smelling good and above all else - summer is
a comin'
What could possibly go wrong?
Everything that's fucking what.
I am usually pissed off. Unless I'm shoving my dick so far
inside a cow that her eyes burst.
The EU referendum is not far off and rural crime rates are
really starting to take the fucking piss. These two issues are affecting me
massively.
Let's take fucking Europe first. Not in an invasion type of
way (trust me, Frank the Peacock has tried many times #blackopps - peacock
flops), but in a sensiBULL discussion kinda way.
Farmers have always harped on about being opposed to the EU
- true it's usually the accent heavy, uneducated, ignorant, narrow minded and
keep their tractors in a shit state kinda ones - but still numbers never the
less. And they deserved to be heard.
DIRTY FARMERS - LET THEM BE HEARD
Our union the NFU, reckon we should stay in. They say it's
almost even Steven between the two perspectives from our nations farmers too.
I'm on the fence personally. Let's not forget Jock Sttrappers
that I am bread for taste. As I've always said - the fruit of my loins single
handily keep Burger King in business. Aberdeen Angus meet is top notch shizz.
I don't care where it's sold but I do care about how easy
it is to move it and sell it. Imagine if you will Jock Strappers, a nice night
in Naples... Football hooliganism and red flairs aside - you are sitting there
in a ristorante with your mates or your bitches admiring the beauty of the
architecture and stuffing your fat face with pizza and crap wine. Let's not
forget this is where pizza was invented, this is where Mt. Vesuvius vaporised
entire towns and Roman men bummed each other all day, every day. Hashtag lift
those togas!
Any way,
imagine a scenario where rather than being burnt to death,
bummed to within an inch of your life or making your rank fat arse fatter on
pizza - you could chow down on some of my kids. Have a burger and a beer right
out of fucking context, in Naples, Italy. We can export this tasty meat with
ease because of the flexibility that comes with being in it together as one big
tour de financial force.
NAPLES - NICE TOGAS
On the flip side. Now imagine me having to have down time
in the field because the EU bureaucrats in Brussels think I need ‘rest breaks’.
No shit -these are actual proposals to policy regarding
farming. No Belgian fucktard is telling me when Jock can and can't pop. I'll
have you know I can go all fucking day and all fucking night too. I can bring
down barns and smash through bull pens to find the hairy arse cow pussy that I
need.
I have evidence too. Vloggers in fields record this shit,
they are flabbergasted. Go pro go slow just doesn't happen round here. Smash it
and I smash it some more. Fair play I had a couple of months off in 2013, but
that was a fungal thing, the power and desire was still there.
So the EU can get fucked if they think that's gonna be
implemented. It's only us dumb ass British that follow these laws anyway. I met
a French bull once; he said they don't give a shit over there. They just laugh
at it. Fucking French. To be fair their beef is good too. At least that’s what
someone said once, I think.
GO PRO - RECORDS MY FLO
I asked handsome James' views on all this political gumph.
He used to work for the NFU and over the years, as well as being a cunt, he has
helped the farm with compliance and management issues.
He thinks we should stay in and go to Italy - standard.
Hashtag lift those togas. - I've always suspected something was wrong there
Jock Strappers. I'd go with him, just to bully him to within an inch of his
life regarding his metro sexual ways. Fucking retard.
So I've presented two views here, trouble is I can't vote
anyway. My future is in your hands. Do it right or I will hurt you.... Sometime
in the future >> because we won't
know what really is going to happen until the dust settles with either result.
VOTE!
Although if I end being barn rested, I will find you people
and I always follow through, hashtag strong arm. Ps did you know they are
actually going to make an emoji movie? What the fuck is the world coming to?
We've even got woman Ghostbusters on the horizon.
Which brings me to theft. During times of austerity people
are poor and the working classes breed too much. Gypsy cunts get more rights
and prisons get over crowded, stopping said gypsy cunts from getting
incarcerated for the whole life span they deserve when they commit rural
crimes.
I'm not just talking abut sheep rustling, house burglary
and off the cuff theft, but stealing expensive farm and industrial kit that can
get you guys fed cheaper because modern equipment is designed to keep the
overall food chain costs down.
Just a ask John Deere. They have inspirational crappy
videos on their website about how their over priced kit can feed the world
better. The marketing is wank but the message is right.
I was reading this week that a micro chipped JCB ended up
on a traveller’s site after it was tracked there via satellite. I've said this
before, if it was my kinda justice I would chain gang the men, burn the
children and put the woman in one of those face mutilating oxygen tanks we saw
on the Deadpool movie.
STOLEN JCB ON GYPSY CAMP - TARGET IS LIT PEOPLE #SMARTBOMB
But of course IIIII’m not a vigilante -don't read my back
issues. I have no power over the criminal justice system. Although I am very
powerful.
It's up to the police and the law makers to sort this shit
out. I've not seen a resolution on this issue, and boy have I written about it,
for years. I really want to make this issue central to what I want to write
about.
I want to explore strategies and get the perspective of the
police. I want to review and test new security systems and watch gypsy cunts
getting tortured.
